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If being on the naughty list is wrong, we don’t want to be right. ‘Tis the season for making everything we do festive, and that includes what we do in the bedroom. Sure, Santa-themed sex toys can be cheesy, but who cares? The worst that can happen is that we make St. Nick blush.
And that’s why all we want for Christmas are these wild, pretty, and magical holiday sex toys to help us end the year on a high note. After all, 2020 needs as much redemption as possible — and if some holiday-themed bedroom gadgets get us there, so be it. From an adorable reindeer bullet vibrator to the ultimate NSFW advent calendar, there’s a little naughty gift for everyone in this list. (Don’t worry, there’s no coal in sight.)
No matter which ones you enlist in the bedroom this season, they’re sure to sleigh the night away. Or whenever you get down to it.
Oh Dear!
Image: Better Love.
If this cutie doesn’t get you in the holiday spirit, we don’t know what will. This bullet vibrator that resembles Rudolph has 10 vibration modes and easy-to-use buttons.
Better Love Reindeer$16.50 Buy now
Sweet Treat
Image: Amazon.
It’s easy to mistake this for some sort of Christmas yard decor, but this candy-cane glass icicle is actually a super satisfying massager. You can even heat is up to take things to the next level.
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Icicles No 59$32.99 on Amazon.comBuy now
Golden Holiday
Image: LELO.
If you thought being on the naughty list meant getting coal in your stocking, you were wrong. In our book, every guy deserves this casual $5K 24-karat gold G-spot toy instead.
Lelo Earl – 24K Gol$5,439.00Buy now
NSFW Advent Calendar
via Lovehoney
Chocolate-filled advent calendar, who? Make the 12 days leading up to Christmas a lot more satisfying for your and your partner with this luxury gift box filled with 12 sultry surprises ($210 worth of goods for $120!).
Lovehoney x We-Vibe Sweet Seduction 12 Day Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar$120Buy now
Fifty Shades of Naughty
Image: Lovehoney.
Or, if you’re a Fifty Shades of Grey fan, this is the countdown calendar of your NSFW dreams. It includes 10 days of bedroom gifts to help you ~celebrate~ the holiday season.
Fifty Shades Freed Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Couple's Gift Set$68.75on Amazon.comBuy now
I Want Candy
Image: Adam & Eve.
Because one candy cane sex toy isn’t enough, here’s another one. This beginner vibrator is a sweet bedroom treat for you or a partner —it’s also waterproof so you can take it in the shower or tub.
Candy Cane Waterproof Vibrator$16.95Buy now
For sex toys to use year-round, check out these vibrators we’d recommend to everyone we know:
For sex toys to use year-round, check out these vibrators we’d recommend to everyone we know:
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